Your middle name is Muriel!
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Please, nothing to it.
Yes it got better finally
Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…
And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..
What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???
GUYS IT’S A TRAP
this post is dumb
she forgot to say “accessorize!”
I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.
The Men of Tumblr fandom could be called Mandom
someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one
update: i’m out of watermelon
make watermelon clothes
how does one not reblog this
this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me ever